so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
