i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize