I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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