You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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