And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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