Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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