At least make sure they are 18
Why
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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