that's an acceptable place to lick
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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