Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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