Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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