Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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