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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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