what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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