i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
And then my night got REAL pukey
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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