I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
