Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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