I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
