Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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