no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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