is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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