It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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