our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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