Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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