You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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