When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
