let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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