I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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