I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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