i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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