Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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