question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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