Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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