But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
