What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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