shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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