Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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