Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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