We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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