Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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