Do vagina's smell?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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