i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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