just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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