Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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