I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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