Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
time to smoke my breakfast
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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