Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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