You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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