We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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