Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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