Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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