Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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