It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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