She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I think your dad took our porno
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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