Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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